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Dear cute girls of Facebook, thank you for posting almost naked pictures of yourselves. I no longer need to look at porn since I have hundreds of photos of you in bikinis to whack off to. Thank you for inserting yourself into my spank bank.

 

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May 31, 2010 01:02 AM - Photos - by jersbeck89    

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A manly-man friend of mine got drunk and posted a photo of himself in which it looks as if he is butt-f@#$ing another guy. He took it down but not before I saved it. I now occasionally re-post it onto facebook to tease him.

 

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May 28, 2010 03:10 AM - Other - by FHS_admin    

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I confess... that I facebook stalked a guy I had a crush on and then he eventually became my boyfriend.

 

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May 28, 2010 03:11 AM - Facebook Confessions - by FHS_admin    

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Once upon a time I was using facebook on my phone, and I was creeping on this girl who I had a major crush on at the time. I typed her name in the search box and hit enter, but nothing happened. I just figured my phone was being stupid again so I forgot about it. When I got on facebook on my computer a few hours later, i saw that instead of typing her name into the search area, I typed it into my status. Her full name was now my status.

 

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May 28, 2010 03:08 AM - Creepers - by FHS_admin    

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Dear Random Creepers, Stop adding me on Facebook. Sincerely, The Rest of Us,

 

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May 31, 2010 03:16 AM - Just Venting - by Creeper    

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I have not looked up an ex on Facebook. I DONT CARE ABOUT THOSE WHORES.

 

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May 28, 2010 02:58 AM - Ex-boyfriend and Ex-girlfriend - by FHS_admin    

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I have looked up an ex and I have found that I am prettier than his new girlfriend.

 

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May 28, 2010 02:54 AM - Ex-boyfriend and Ex-girlfriend - by FHS_admin    

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My girl friend, Maliya, was a gymnast. She has lots of albums of herself training back in Romania with her gymnast friends. Every day I visit her albums and rub one out.

 

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May 31, 2010 03:12 AM - Facebook Confessions - by Everyday    

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I have messaged an ex on Facebook. I told him he was an idiot and that his current girlfriend looked like an ass tampon, because it's true! We didn't get back together.

 

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May 28, 2010 03:01 AM - Ex-boyfriend and Ex-girlfriend - by FHS_admin    

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Facebook has helped me get Laid!

 

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Jan 24, 2011 07:03 PM - Dating - by Facebooklaid    

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